。純粹。

                           
                                                                               
剛剛要去家教途中  想說買杯85c喝喝吧！
                                                                               
買完咖啡正要去牽車
                                                                               
喔！好痛！ 啥咪東西那麼痛？！
                                                                               
喔！我的大腿！  媽啊怎麼那麼痛.....
                                                                               
我低頭一看  ㄟ？我的牛仔褲怎麼破了一個大洞？                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        然後我才看到倒在我前面的一台125的車
                                                                               
陰陽咧！  那台車的煞車手把斷了一半  邊緣變得很利
                                                                               
然後她倒下瞬間我正好站在旁邊折發票  所以割到我了。
                                                                               
我整個傻眼  捂著大腿好一陣子才有辦法起身看看四周  那到底是誰的車
                                                                               
                                                                               
結果是一個約莫50歲的太太的
                                                                               
她一開始以為我是要提醒她  她的車子倒了  就哎呀哎呀地過來把車子牽好
                                                                               
然後我才跟她說 「你的車子把我的褲子割破了...」
                                                                               
她也傻眼  馬上說  「啊？我帶你去擦藥好不好？」
                                                                               
我說 「不用，我要去家教了。」
                                                                               
她說：「不用嗎？藥局就在旁邊而已！我帶你去吧！」
                                                                               
我還是說：「不行，我不想遲到，沒關係，一點傷而已。」
                                                                                                                                                                         
因為我一開始以為傷口很淺   加上今天穿的褲子正好是很舊的了  所以覺得沒關係
                                                                               
然後她說了：「那你要我怎麼樣呢？」
                                                                               
我想他是以為我要她賠錢
                                                                               
我說：「我沒有要怎樣，只是希望你趕快去修你的手把，不要再刮到別人！」
                                                                               
然後我就騎車去家教了。
                                                                               
                                                                               
可是今天正好我的家教小朋友又在家裏搞失蹤  不接我電話
                                                                               
我也真的覺得穿著一條破的很古怪的褲子  還血流潺潺地上課有點怪
                                                                               
仔細一看  唷呼！  傷口約末有半公分深
                                                                               
有點每送了  不太想讓那太太那麼爽   我決定回去找他！
                                                                               
                                                                               
說實在的，他人也還不錯，我一回去，他就馬上跟我說要帶我去擦藥。
                                                                                                                                                                      
因為他說藥房在斜對面，於是我就沒拿我的安全帽了，她載我過去。
                                                                               
到了藥房，那個先生說，傷口很深，要清，叫那個太太帶我去省立醫院。
                                                                               
那太太很不想花大錢，帶我去了一間小小的「郭外科」。 （我一路上沒戴安全帽 = =）
                                                                               
那間診所雖小  也算滿乾淨的
                                                                               
所我也覺得還ok  傷口清一清而已嘛！ 不用到大醫院吧！
                                                                               
                                                                               
裡面唯一的醫生，老老的，想必是郭先生 XD
                                                                               
他看起來也是很謹慎的人，梳著短短的油頭。
                                                                               
我是初診，而且小外傷而已，他問了我一大堆問題耶！
                                                                               
「除了這個傷口還有別的嗎？」               「沒有。」
                                                                               
「最近身體有沒有不舒服的地方？」         「沒有。」
                                                                               
「有長期服用什麼藥物嗎？」                  「沒有。」
                                                                                                          
「有沒有對什麼藥物過敏？」                  「沒有。」
                                                                               
                                                                               
然後...我明明傷在大腿，他卻要我躺下...@@!
                                                                               
最近犯罪心理看多了，都懷疑這醫生只是想摸我咧.....
                                                                               
不過後來發現不是，是怕我已經細菌感染了  要先檢查一下
                                                                               
（煞車把手應該是超髒的吧....誰會常洗煞車把手....= =）
                                                                               
我躺下之後，他才用聽診器聽一聽，要我深呼吸。
                                                                               
                                                                               
然後護士過來幫我消毒  打了一針破傷風跟一針啥麼不知道
                                                                               
打完還要坐著等15分鐘  觀察一下
                                                                               
然後醫生回來問我有沒有奇怪感覺  沒有  才領藥回家。
                                                                               
                                                                                                                                                            
這一遭  花了太太八百六十元
                                                                               
那15分鐘當中  她跟我說  她只是突然想出來買咖啡給他兒子喝  哪知道！
                                                                               
「早知道就不要出來！」
                                                                               
我心理os：「我也虧了500家教費沒賺到啊...還要帶傷回家ㄟ！這位太太。」
                                                                               
而離開診所之後  去買人工皮還有一些藥  也花了三百多  跟他一樣多。
                                                                               
                                                                               
ps. 我估計這位太太還會常有這種衰事的
                                                                               
    因為她離開診所時  把車子嚕到馬路上的過程中  總共撞了她左右邊的車子4次 = =
                                                                               
                                                                               
真是無言～
                                                                               
幸好不是我其他的褲子，不然就不只860了...