。純粹。

昨天要去學校上課
                                                                               
等校內公車時，我後面站了兩個大學部的小女生
                                                                               
因為他們說話挺大聲，所以我也不客氣地偷聽了
                                                                               
                                                                               
一開始還好，頗普通
                                                                               
A:「ㄟ～你知道那個什麼什麼老師，他啊......」
                                                                               
                                                                               
後來突然轉移話題了
                                                                               
A:「ㄟ～你這件衣服好特別喔！你裡面是小可愛喔？」
                                                                               
B:「對阿！而且還只到一半的小可愛，然後我外面又加這件...哈！」                                                                   

A:「啊～怎麼不穿整件的啊？」
                                                                               
B:「沒有啊！就純粹是為了要搭這件衣服，只拿到這個到一半的小可愛。」
                                                                               
A:「哈哈，這樣不就中間還一個空檔？」
                                                                               
神奇的來了...
                                                                               
B:「對阿！中間還可以回宿舍睡一下覺吼！哈哈哈...」
                                                                               
A:「哈哈哈！對阿對阿！真涼耶！」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
姊姊我站在前面，背都涼了～
                                                                               
妹妹們說話也跳tone跳太快了吧！？
                                                                               
而且最後一句超厲害，那個『涼』已經是雙關語了！